Summer Daniels: Laughter Makes The Panties Wetter

 by Summer Daniels

Hi everyone!!  I am Summer Daniels – a recent divorcee who has been on a journey of self-discovery and sexual independence since my divorce.

I work as an IT executive by day and a new erotica author by night.  You can probably guess which one is more fun!!

My Summer’s Journey series is chronicling my journey of sexual self-discovery as I learn a lot about life, love, sexual boundaries and myself.

I have been calling my series True Romance / Erotica.  Come find out why.  34 Reviews on Amazon so far – 4.7 out of 5 Stars on Average!

I love to interact and talk to readers, fellow authors, etc. – so please come find me online!!

Check out my blog where I post “coming” attractions of my work in progress, excerpts from already published works, guest posts, etc.:  http://sexysassysummer.blogspot.com/

Or drop me an email at: summerdaniels71@gmail.com

Or you can find me online at any and all of the following locations:

Google+          gplus.to/SummerDaniels

Facebook        facebook.com/summersjourney

Twitter             twitter.com/sexysassysummer

Amazon US    amzn.to/SummerUS

Amazon UK    amzn.to/SummerUK

B&N               barnesandnoble.com/c/summer-daniels

A.R.E.             bit.ly/SummerARE

Smashwords    smashwords.com/profile/view/SummerDaniels

This is my first time, so be gentle. I’m thinking that I’m not really used to an “audience” but it sounds like it could be a lot of fun, depending on what they are wearing, or not. This is not only my first guest blog for sLp, it is my first blog ever.  They say you never forget your first time, although I’m sure a lot of us probably wish we could.

So for my first blog attempt I thought I’d tackle a subject that should be near and dear to the hearts of men everywhere:  What is it that women really want?

Well gentlemen, I’m glad you asked.

We want someone that makes us laugh.  Laughter truly is the best medicine.  Or as I like to say, laughter makes the panties wetter.

The old saying goes something like “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”.

I’m here to suggest a new saying.  “The way under a woman’s skirt is to keep her laughing”.

The ability to make us laugh is something that cannot be underestimated or overstated.  It demonstrates intelligence, warmth and empathy.  Life is hard enough for many of us, with jobs, family, finances, health issues, gas prices, war, disease, poverty and more.  Make us laugh and our daily burdens seem much lighter because it feels like you are helping to carry them.

The six-pack abs on all these erotica and romance covers are certainly a nice thing to see (and feel!) up close and personal, but muscles are overrated in my opinion.  Rarely do these men have anything worthwhile going on between their ears.

Sex can be unbelievably passionate, with hearts racing, tongues dueling and moans echoing off the walls.  It can also be unbelievably funny.  When is the last time your head was driven repeatedly into the headboard by some overzealous thrusting?  I laughed so hard that I almost peed myself, with him still inside me.  He did indicate that the laughing had some really interesting “internal rippling” effects however.

Real men are not necessarily cover models.  They have hair growing out of truly unexplainable places.  They think the whole idea of foreplay is accomplished by grabbing your breasts and making honking sounds like a wild goose.  They leave the toilet seat up and never, ever replace the empty roll.

They can also be unbelievably sweet, tender, passionate, giving and more.  You take the good with the bad and there you have the facts … oops – scratch that – 80’s flashback.

Maybe I’m alone in my opinion.  And I’m okay with that, it wouldn’t be the first time.

So guys, if you want to turn ME on, you’d better polish up that wit and start firing those synapses.  Before I’m going to let you anywhere near my lovely nipples or lush grotto, you are going to have to stimulate the largest sex organ of them all – my brain.

After all, words are power.  Words have the ability to arouse, tempt, titillate, inflame or anger.

They can stir passion, spark imagination and start juices (creative and otherwise) flowing.

Make me laugh and you will probably make my panties wet.

That is, if I were wearing any.